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(Source: stereocolours)

doncasturbate:

One Direction didn’t win X-Factor haha what a bunch of losers

surprisebitch:

me when my sugar daddy comes home from work and he hasnt brought home any diamonds

surprisebitch:

me when my sugar daddy comes home from work and he hasnt brought home any diamonds

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial)

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme)

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”